Tokkun - 特訓'99

Tokkun, or Intense Training, is a fun and challenging little pick-up-and-play shooter that have become quite popular among Asian Internet users and gamers.
The game is extremely small in size and very simple in gameplay. Basically, the player is a spaceship, and bullets are flying around the screen. The player moves the spaceship around and tries not to touch the bullets. There are different kinds of bullets. Some follows the ship, some moves faster, and so on. That's it.
Most people die within seconds on their first few playthroughs. For many, staying alive for over 20 seconds is a great accomplishment. Depending on how many seconds the player has survived, when the ship is hit, different messages are shown on the screen.
How long can you last?